I’m singing #whitechristmas as I watch the Eagles game wishing for New Orleans snow.
The Christmas tree is finally up in New Orleans! Let the Christmas cheer begin 🎅🎄
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
now you know how people with glasses see.
WOAH is this how it really is?
YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
when someone takes off your glasses and asks HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP HAHA. yeah. now you understand. you aren’t blind without glasses, you’re just a little out of focus.
laughing cause this is normal for me
A little sharper in the lenses for effect, but yeah, this is p much how it works.